Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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