How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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