Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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