Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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