glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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