when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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