You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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