So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Walk of Shame today included voting.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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