chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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