Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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