theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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