I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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