Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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