u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
it hurts more in the daytime
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
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