Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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