Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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