she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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