Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
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