doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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