well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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