dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Well I just put wine in my tea
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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