Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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