So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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