The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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