But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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