her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Randomize
