Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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