I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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