either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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