So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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