I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
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