Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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