I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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