I just pynch a tree in the face
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
True strength comes from lack of pants
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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