I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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