He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Randomize
