at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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