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(914): View more from New York

oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.

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(914): View more from New York

I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.

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(678): View more from Georgia

So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...

(404): View more from Georgia

In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)

(678): View more from Georgia

cunt.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

The brown eye won't let me do that either.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings

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(407): View more from Florida

I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.

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Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.

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(562): View more from California

my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.

(856): View more from New Jersey

You misuse your internet privileges.

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