The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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