I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
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