Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Only a mothe r could love this liver
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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