U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
We are two peas in an std pod
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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