I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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