Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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