The brown eye won't let me do that either.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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