Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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