doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
Randomize
