We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
We need to get me chipped asap
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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