yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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