He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
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