just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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