My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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