Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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